i was soaking wet naked in the shower and i thought about prostate stimulations i was like "whatever"

rushed into the cabinet and pulled out a bottle of lube and lubed up my fingers and went to town in my ass with one hand while jerking my dick w/ the other

i felt a small little thing in my rectum, felt like a grape or something which is what i heard they felt like

fingered that for awhile and jerked my dick but didnt feel any difference so i gave up and jerked off the regular way, couple minutes later i had to take a shit and after i finished my dump i reached back in and the grape thing was gone

definitely was just feeling my poop, fuck it all, where the fuck is my prostate

That was your tonsil.

hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahah

this THIS is quality boarding. hahahahaha

In the long run it's the internet porn that did this to the poor kid.

ew im never showering in the shower again.

post of the century

oversharing!

Bolded portion opens the door to so many responses of equally poor taste, which adds to the bravura of this little story.

Follow these simple instructions next time:

(1) lay down on your bed, legs up in the air spread eagle;

(2) Get your middle finger and ring finger on your left hand nice and lubed (this is assuming you're right handed. Flip-flop if you're left handed);

(3) slowly slide your middle and ring fingers into your ass. Go knuckle deep so it looks like you're giving your bunghole the sign of the devil;

(4) start working your middle and ring finger in a "come hither" motion. This is the massage action your prostate is looking for;

(5) jerk your schfanz with your right hand;

(6) cum and repeat.