100. DeRo receives an embittered voice mail from Ryan Adams who is furious over catching DeRo mid-fellatio with Jeff Tweedy.

99.

efrim, wanna DM a campaign some time?

98. DeRo and the lead singer of Operator Please high five after discovering their mutual love of pudding (Jan. 2008)

DeRo would be a much better choice. My table top gaming career recently came to an untimely end.

97. DeRo completes his collection of DNA samples from The Samshing Pumpkins, Urge Overkill, Courtney Love and Jeff Tweedy and begins an ambitious genetic project to forge his ultimate bandmate and lover.

96. DeRo abandons his ambitious genetics project when he realizes the perfect mate has been at hand the whole time.

95.

94. DeRo meets the man he has modeled his critical career after

Greg Kot????~?~?~

93.

92. In the late 90s in an attempt to boost ratings of the Sound Opinions TV series, DeRo appears on the show bare ass naked with a big boner and performs fellatio on Wayne Coyne while making puns like "I only did this because our ratings are waning" and "They don't pay me enough coin to do this!" also he admitted to being gay.

Weird. Who is in this photo?

I went to school with the guy on the right.

91. DeRo and Martha Stewart shoot sex scene over Thanksgiving holiday for mygirlfriendshotmom.com (November 2007)

90. DeRo chortles loudly.

89. DeRo plays "The Crystal Lake" by Grandaddy on one of the XRT shows around 2000, and subsequently hooks Montana on Grandaddy for life.

You went to school with R. Kelly's lawyer?

88. On April 3, 2008, DeRo announces the headlining acts for Lollapalooza, thus initiating thousands upon thousands of young adult Midwest erections (all the while shattering Perry's thunder) Years later, ironically, DeRo shatters his balls is a nasty, violent Lollapalooza stampede created when Wayne Coyne's man-made spacecraft erupts in flames. DeRo was the only one injured.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks!

Oh, now that I think about it I already knew he did that trial. He was Jordan's divorce lawyer too, apparently.

88. DeRo writes scathing review of Hootie and the Blowfish's Fairweather Johnson for Rolling Stone Magazine. Jann Wenner tells DeRo to suck his Fairweather Johnson.

87. DeRo records the album "Funeral" by The Arcade Fire comprised entirely by making sounds that his asscheeks make when he clasps them together.

It ends up making a huge splash in the indie scene.

86. Dero laughs at my post about Throbbing Gristle on Sound Opinions' annual Halloween "scary songs" show. "You can tell this one wants to be a rock critic!"

85. Dero ridicules me on air for referring to the music of the three core Elephant 6 bands as "seminal" in one of my posts. Little did he know that I included that word just to get his goat.

84. Dero ridicules me on air for saying that I "came around to Steely Dan" in one of my posts.

83. Dero ridicules me on air for having a user name that he couldn't figure out the meaning behind or exact pronunciation of and that referred to a band that he thinks is shit.

I remember this one. I was like "Right on, Dero."

82. DeRo nearly strangles Kot on-air in a debate regarding the album Hail To The Thief.



This was actually funny. Post more often like this.

81. Jim DeRogotis wins the important DeRo vs. DeRo poll, beating out Mark DeRosa of the Cubs as most important DeRo in Chicago.
In the sub poll, Gyro wins over Hero in the sandwich matchup and DeRo celebrates two victories in one day.

80.

79. November, 2005 - In a fit of blind rage, DeRo destroys the studio used by Sound Opinions at WXRT. This necessitates a move to WBEZ, Chicago Public Radio. To this day the origin of his rage his unknown. However, many leading Derogatis scholars argue that it was the sudden realization that he was hosting a music talk show with Jon Arbuckle.

78. Dero barks & howls as he cums all over SG's huge mouthwatering boobs.

bad dude. you are bringing this thread down. im disappointed

77. DeRo fucks Rufus' gay black ass.

76. DeRo takes a shit on Kot and then pisses all over Kot's face. DeRo then bends over and Kot sticks a DQ blizzard up DeRo's ass. DeRo is hooting and hollering and loving every minute of it. DeRo slurps up his own cum. DeRo farts all over his own shit

75. Lists the top five animals he's slept with on air, one of them being Louie Anderson.

Attempts are made to cut DeRo's mic but instead he guns down everyone in the studio.

74. Dero interviews Jay-Z and hits on him incessantly begging for gay sex. Jay-Z does not seem interested DeRO picks up a fo

73. Greg Kot is shot & killed in Vietnam so Wakingrufus takes over as co-host. For an entire year, the show "Sound Opinions" is nothing but the riproaring screams of Rufus as he is fucked in every hole on air for an entire hour while they occasionally cut to Tool & Incubus songs.

Rufus's body is ripped asunder and they sell his remains to Twentieth Century Fox for use in a new Chris Tucker movie.

<invokes Slackmo's avatar >

72. DeRo replaces Aggy's brain with new Folgers Crystals, let's see if he notices

Ruf, just walk into the other room and pull his 'net cable out from the wall.

'net cable HA
You do know it is the 21st century?

Mr. Derogatis has lived quite a life.

71. Dero discusses the merits of Beck's Modern Guilt with SOMBie Vivian Darkbloom, who had nominated the record for the show's annual "Turkey Shoot." Upon hearing that Vivian has actually come around to the record a bit and has reluctantly conceded it may be a "grower," Dero suggests that turkey leftovers aren't so bad.



The segment is taped, and, unsure about how to sign off, Vivian stammers and finally encourages his hosts to "Have a nice...evening?"

70. Dero quips during his appearance on Conan O'Brien that "I'm not a musician, I'm a drummer." Camera quickly cuts to a bemused Max Weinberg.

69. Dero conducts his third interview with, as Neil Hamburger would call her, "disgraced vocalist Courtney Love", only for the point of the story to be, "Guess what? She's still crazy!"

Nation collectively shrugs it's shoulders and then goes back to work.

68. dero reads a madrox thread.

i still have not listened to the Sound Opinions show one time. i have no idea why i ever would.

67. Pavement Ist Rad Googles for "jim derogatis drums" and finds this picture:



Thinks about typing "lol," but then realizes that he didn't actually "lol."

66.

Dero assembles a crack team of young, angry music journalists to FINALLY stick it to such undeservedly lauded objects of canon snobbery as The Eagles' Desperado, Bob Marley & The Wailers' Exodus, and Paul & Linda McCartney's Ram (wait, WTF?)

At last we can read Pioneer Press music critic Allison Augustyn's take on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot in a majorly distributed book. Thank fuck.

65. Pusses out by not calling the above book Masterpieces or Crapsterpieces (of Shit)???