plz to be quieter when fapping plz

I imagine it sounds like Tim Allen is in the next room.

ENJOY.

amazing

i havent jerked off today yet

i am listening to the replacements though

talk like a person

I don't get it...you are roomies, right? Just bang on the wall.

have you two double teamed any chicks yet???

If they did, I'm sure we would have heard about it from SN in about 15 different threads, none of which would detail how the girls ran out of the place out of disgust or boredom.

Much more likely.

brainstorm OTM

As long as they didn't make eye contact, I don't see the problem.

Or let their balls touch.

cocks ok? balls no dice?

Correct.

As long as they respect each other in the morning, but one leaves discreetly out the back door and actually calls back within a few days.

This is not from personal experience, mind you, but it seems like the right thing to do.

even if there is no audible slap?

I read this convo last night.

That might be even worse. It implies the balls are not merely touching but resting on each other.

now i'll really stir the pot.

what if it's your girlfriend's balls?


go!

If that were the case, one would already be a homosexual. No worries.