One of my favorite opening shots of any film, in any genre or year.

Best.

Hard to argue with the OP.

Makes you wanna' go elbow-tittin', don't it?

dirt box delights!

I'm uncomfortable with her lack of nudity.

more like a finishing shot! BOOO-YAH!!!!!

I been thinkin' about my doorbell
When you gonna ring it?
When you gonna ring it?



That's Meg White's butt there with a doorbell wired up in the bunghole. Nah, it's not. Fooled you!

I noticed last week that my copy of lost in translation was the fullscreen edition . I just couldn't bear to watch past the intro knowing I might miss out on some SJ side boob.

Fabulous Muscles, eh? Been working out on your hiatus? Prison yard burpees? Remember burpees?! Dag, they were brutal. "Dag" needs to be rescusitated as quickly as "doy" does, for what its worth.

Just pretend that this is for Chicago instead of Tampa.




edit: Slackmo or Rufus? Can you please replace "Forget" in the thread title with "Fuck"? It's more rhythmic that way. We're all trying to keep it real these days, right? Fist bump. No?

'Tis a thing of great beauty and wonderment.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees....

That's the 2nd time today I've written that out. I'm high on Oxymetazoline hydrochloride (0.05%) - huffin' Afrin to combat a cold.

i can't believe Paul Newman is dead.

What the heck, dude? Please don't gum up the celebration with macabre shit like that. Out, Eeyore! Out! And take the black cloth you pasted to the mirrors with you.

there is a beautiful picture of him on our fridge and when i went in the other room and saw it, i suddenly got the sadness, sorry. he was pretty fucking cool.

so yeah, anyway, here's how it looks from the other side:

Now, look what you did. You killed it. Like when you pet that mouse in your pocket to death or when you fell in the roadside park mud on the way to Graceland. "Oh, no!"

I can't get enough of VH1 reality ladies these days - Destiny from Charm School (Blowjob Brandy's just too slutty these days - I've got standards) and Jessica from Scream Queens? Good stuff. You watching the VH1 reality, Simakos, or you petting mice to death and re-reading July of '96 CMJ articles about Steel Pole Bathtub?

Eh...the lighting makes it looks like she got beat up in the face. For some that may be a turn-on, but I'll take the reverse shot instead. Thanks.

EDIT: jeez, sim, talk about a derailment.

Just realized how funny the thread title is.

Paul Newman is dead though, sorry i ruined your 12th Scarlett thread.